YO! MY NAME IS CARLOS, AND THIS IS MY HOMEPAGE!

HERE ARE A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME!

1. I’M 36!

2. I HAVE A LIGHTSABER!

3. I GOT THE LIGHTS TURNED DOWN LOW SO IT LOOKS LIKE I LIVE IN A VOLCANO!

I’M ALSO CHILL LIKE A POPSICLE BITCHES!

I LOVE STAR WARS! HERE ARE MY FIVE FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT STAR WARS!

1. WOOKIEES!

2. HAN SOLO!

3. LIGHTSABERS!

4. THE FORCE!

5. SPACESHIPS!

STAR WARS RULES!

I AM SINGLE AND I WOULD LIKE A GIRLFRIEND! HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME!

LADIES, YOU WANT A MAN WHO CAN PROTECT YOU? WELL HERE ARE SOME REASONS YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH ME INSTEAD OF SOME GUY WHO DOESN’T LIKE STAR WARS!

1. OTHER GUYS AREN’T 36!

2. OTHER GUYS DON’T HAVE A LIGHTSABER!

3. OTHER GUYS DON’T HAVE THE LIGHTS TURNED DOWN LOW SO IT LOOKS LIKE THEY LIVE IN A VOLCANO!

W0RD! CHECK IT!

SOME PLAYAS SAY THAT STAR TREK IS BETTER THAN STAR WARS! HERE ARE FIVE THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT STAR TREK!

1. NO WOOKIEES!

2. NO HAN SOLO!

3. NO LIGHTSABERS!

4. NO FORCE!

5. TOTALLY GAY SPACESHIPS!

SERIOUSLY! THOSE SPACESHIPS CAN’T GO INTO HYPERSPACE OR ANYTHING! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT!

I LOVE ALL OF THE STAR WARS MOVIES! EVEN THE NEW ONES! I HOPE THAT GEORGE LUCAS MAKES MORE! HERE ARE SOME TIPS FOR EPISODE 7, 8, AND 9!

1. LUKE SHOULD BE 36!

2. LUKE SHOULD HAVE A LIGHTSABER!

3. LUKE SHOULD TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE LIVES IN A VOLCANO!

LUKE SHOULD ALSO BE NAMED CARLOS, YEAH!

THAT IS ALL FOR NOW! I HOPE YOU LIKE MY HOMEPAGE!!!